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Obama Slips Up on Healthcare

Tony — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:13:22 +0000

First he’s using a telepromter everywhere and now lip syncing?

Funny!

-T

Obama Pisses Off Military Again

Tony — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 20:15:23 +0000

The teleprompter strikes again!

Obama has insulted U.S. corpsmen (www.azcentral.com)

What a gaffe made by the commander-in- chief, President Barack Obama, at the recent National Prayer Breakfast!

Calling a corpsman a “corpse-man” is an insult to all who serve or have served as corpsmen in our military.

I guess “You can lead an Obama to the TelePrompTer, but you can’t make him think.” – Andrea Wargo

Wait a minute. He went to a prayer breakfast?

-T

Obama Not Being Green

Tony — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:35:06 +0000

When… um, Barack Obama… um, talks… really, um, slow… the TV and radio… um, stations… that are broadcasting their…. signal, um… um… use more… power.

-T

Funny Liberals

Tony — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:32:15 +0000

Last night on Conan, Bill Maher said he wouldn’t eat a hot dog with a condom on it. Conan said, “neither would I.” This just reminded me of the “You eat pieces of [excrement] for breakfast?” line from Happy Gilmore. Funny.

And then Mitch just had this guy on his show from Media Matters. The guy actually said that they watch Fox News and absolutely none of what they say about healthcare is true. None. It’s 100% false. Alright, that’s a lie. Everything they say can’t be a lie. That shoots down any credibility Media Matters has. Then the guy said that it’s not his opinion, it’s fact. Ok, dude… just pack it up now if that’s how you’re going to play. Game over. Fail.

And I love how liberals can’t answer a question. Besides them ending up at “Bush lied” they’ll change the subject to one of their big talking points and can’t give a straight answer to a simple question. So either of two scenarios is true. First, either their minds are wired in such a way that they don’t operate on fact but are just overwhelmed by emotion that their brain can’t process things the way conservatives can (I’m not trying to be funny, I actually think this happens). Second, they’re wound up in such a web of lies that they dodge answering questions so as not to add another lie onto their pile of dung. I honestly don’t know which is true. I always thought the latter but now I’m honestly starting think they’re just wired wrong and can’t help it – making me more sympathetic to them and it helps me understand why they’re so emotional.

-Tony

Obama’s Pitch

Tony — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:23:06 +0000

No, he didn’t get it over the plate. The catcher was on or in front of the plate. This wasn’t shown on TV but you can see it on the MLB.com website:

Pastime’s relevance noted by Obama (mlb.mlb.com)

“Keep it high,” Pujols offered.

It was a high arcing pitch (too high) and Obama kinda does throw like a girly girl… a little. I guess he should stick to basketball, which was probably more popular in all the community organizing than baseball.

He’s got a year to work on his pitch for the next game.

-Tony