Confusing Obama

Last night on Conan, Bill Maher said he wouldn’t eat a hot dog with a condom on it. Conan said, “neither would I.” This just reminded me of the “You eat pieces of [excrement] for breakfast?” line from Happy Gilmore. Funny.

And then Mitch just had this guy on his show from Media Matters. The guy actually said that they watch Fox News and absolutely none of what they say about healthcare is true. None. It’s 100% false. Alright, that’s a lie. Everything they say can’t be a lie. That shoots down any credibility Media Matters has. Then the guy said that it’s not his opinion, it’s fact. Ok, dude… just pack it up now if that’s how you’re going to play. Game over. Fail.

And I love how liberals can’t answer a question. Besides them ending up at “Bush lied” they’ll change the subject to one of their big talking points and can’t give a straight answer to a simple question. So either of two scenarios is true. First, either their minds are wired in such a way that they don’t operate on fact but are just overwhelmed by emotion that their brain can’t process things the way conservatives can (I’m not trying to be funny, I actually think this happens). Second, they’re wound up in such a web of lies that they dodge answering questions so as not to add another lie onto their pile of dung. I honestly don’t know which is true. I always thought the latter but now I’m honestly starting think they’re just wired wrong and can’t help it – making me more sympathetic to them and it helps me understand why they’re so emotional.

-Tony

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